Apprentice yourself to the hermit
One coin. Forever in the deeper grotto.
Pilgrim
Free
- ✓ Any obsession, any hour
- ✓ Up to 6 curio cards per session
- ✓ All 4 time-of-day moods
- ✓ Bind & share 1 codex per day
- ✓ Real YouTube videos + named techniques
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Hermit's Apprentice
$2.99 one-time
No subscriptions. The hermit doesn't understand them.
- ✦ Unlimited cards per codex (build 24-card mega-guides)
- ✦ AI-generated cover illustration per codex
- ✦ Hermit TTS narration (downloadable mp3)
- ✦ Permanent saved cabinet of all your codices
- ✦ All-hours mode (mix dawn + day + dusk + night)
- ✦ Unlimited bind & share
Frequently whispered
Why one-time?
Because the hermit took a vow against subscriptions in 1382. Pay once, study forever.
What if I lose interest in my obsession?
The cabinet works for any hobby, any number of times, forever. Switch from sourdough to falconry to medieval plainchant — the hermit doesn't mind.
Money-back guarantee?
If the hermit displeases you within 14 days, write to us and the coin returns to your purse.
“I have catalogued forty-three obsessions in this cabinet. The candle has not gone out once.”